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Tweak says, "What can I do you for?"

Aaron "LOLZ GOT YOUR FACE" Pryce (eatyourface) wrote,
@ 2008-08-19 17:35:00

[Warded against pureblood women (except Corbina)]
TABBY! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE A KILLER!

IS OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE A LIE?

[ooc: wards done by Fenrir Greyback]

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	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 07:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm so sorry, Aaron. I hoped to keep it a secret, but I... I... I just can't keep lying to you like this! I never meant for you to find out about my secret life! I... I suppose I should be completely honest with you, Aaron. I have another secret. I'm... I'm a werewolf. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 07:43 am UTC (link)
	No! A werewolf? You have to be joking, Tabby, I know you aren't a murderous monster who likes to run people down and then fuck in their blood, you're as sweet and innocent as the baby kitties. Aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 07:45 am UTC (link)
	I can't deny it. Oh Aaron, please don't say this will come between us! I've seen the error in my ways! I can CHANGE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 07:49 am UTC (link)
	I just don't know how I'm supposed to trust you after this! Next thing you know you'll be telling me that that dog that was humping my leg the other night was you! I KNOW WHAT WEREWOLVES ARE LIKE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 08:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't stop loving you just because I get a bit furry and slaughter women and children once a month. How do you expect me to resist you!? Well, slaughtering more than once a month, you see -- I don't only kill people while I'm a wolf! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:04 am UTC (link)
	I GAVE YOU MY HEART AND YOU REPAY ME BY SLAUGHTERING CHILDREN? You never even brought me a souvenir. I don't know how I can bounce back from this, Tabs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 08:08 am UTC (link)
	But I can change, love! What if I promise to bring you back a souvenir next time? NO. Aaron. What are these posters!? How dare you get angry with me -- YOU'RE A KILLER TOO!? I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:10 am UTC (link)
	THEY ARE HIDEOUS LIBEL AND MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM BEING CALLED A KILLER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 08:15 am UTC (link)
	All these lies are going to tear us apart. I don't think my heart can take it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:17 am UTC (link)
	What about if I picked you a wildflower? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 08:22 am UTC (link)
	~~Really?~~ I don't know, love, I think it might take a little more than that to fix the damage that has been done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:24 am UTC (link)
	What if I picked you a wildflower and brought you a present? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh. Well, you know how I love presents. Is it going to be a surprise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:31 am UTC (link)
	It's waiting in the tent for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. savaged 2008-08-19 08:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Under same wards. perfectclarity 2008-08-19 08:13 am UTC (link)
	That is a waste of blood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:14 am UTC (link)
	We don't all drink blood, bitey girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. perfectclarity 2008-08-19 08:17 am UTC (link)
	It's very tasty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Under same wards. eatyourface 2008-08-19 08:18 am UTC (link)
	It is, but we not-dead maul-y types have to have other stuff as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	[under same wards] nickoftime 2008-08-19 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Goodness. I hope you two crazy kids are able to work this shock out. (Reply to this)